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The Missing Piece to Any Off-Grid Vacation
It’s become a bit of a ritual at this point, and one that I will only watch from a safe distance: our family rents a woodsy cottage for a...
Tyler Sjostrom
Jul 28, 20233 min read
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On the Occasion of the Arrival of my First Two Gray Hairs
On a recent weekday morning while running through the routine where I transform from slovenly caveperson to preening dandy in eleven...
Tyler Sjostrom
Jul 24, 20233 min read
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My Search for the "Burrito in the Sky"
You’ll sometimes hear a lazy and reductive knock against Mexican food that can essentially be boiled down like this: Anyone can do it,...
Tyler Sjostrom
Jul 24, 20233 min read
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When Riding a Bike isn't "Like Riding a Bike"
As familiar idioms go, “like riding a bike” is so universal and randomly ascribed that its value can be easily ignored. Think you can...
Tyler Sjostrom
Jul 24, 20233 min read
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Hi, I'm Coleslaw. You Didn't Even Notice I was Here.
What do you know about coleslaw? Probably not a ton. You’re aware that it’s essentially a cabbage salad, and that it always appears on...
Tyler Sjostrom
Jul 24, 20233 min read
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Allow Me to Express My Love Through This Carefully Assembled List of Songs
On the whole, the bulk of us agree that technological advancement is a good thing. For every societal ill that we can lay at the feet of...
Tyler Sjostrom
Jul 24, 20233 min read
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Take Another Little Pizza My Heart
In 1988, an early Julia Roberts romantic comedy called Mystic Pizza adorably ambled into theaters, depicting an idyllic Connecticut...
Tyler Sjostrom
Jul 24, 20233 min read
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The Travel Philosophy of a Native North Dakotan
Maybe, as you read this vacation-themed issue of Appleton Monthly, you yourself are considering a getaway of some kind. Perhaps you saw a...
Tyler Sjostrom
Jul 24, 20233 min read
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The Ballad of Hamburger Charlie
Quick, off the top of your head, who are the most influential people to hail from our area? There’s certainly Sen. Joseph “Red Scare”...
Tyler Sjostrom
Jul 24, 20233 min read
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Mourning the Loss of a Pet (Who You Didn't Particularly Like)
On an otherwise-nondescript July morning while preparing for work, I noticed that my cat -- name of Boo, seven years old, inveterate...
Tyler Sjostrom
Jul 24, 20233 min read
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A Spirited Defense of the Cover Band
During last year’s Mile of Music, one of my favorite performers during the whole festival -- and one returning this year, so check your...
Tyler Sjostrom
Jul 24, 20233 min read
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Every Picture Tells a Story. Sometimes You Hate That Story.
Do you have a personal photo that you wish could not only be erased from the physical plane, but from the memories of all your...
Tyler Sjostrom
Jul 18, 20233 min read
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Let's Run a Race, She Said. It'll be Fun, She Said.
When my wife and I are on one of our many Sunday drives, we do a fair bit of vocal observation on the various items that cross our line...
Tyler Sjostrom
Jul 18, 20233 min read
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May as Well Be Grand
As he prepared for the final sermon before his retirement last month, my dad assembled his four sons for a project that would...
Tyler Sjostrom
Jul 18, 20233 min read
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How Does Your Garden Grow?
When my wife and I bought our house almost three years ago, there were numerous features that made us go batty for the property. For one,...
Tyler Sjostrom
Jul 18, 20233 min read
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I Now Interrupt this Broadcast for an Unpopular Opinion on Television Commercials
Someday, when my now-infant son is old enough to ask rambling questions that require similarly rambling answers, he’ll sit for a fireside...
Tyler Sjostrom
Jul 18, 20233 min read
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I Care, You Care, We all Care for Childcare
Somewhere out there, likely on the lonely plains of North Dakota, lives a lovely lady named Carol who is owed a long-belated apology from...
Tyler Sjostrom
Jul 18, 20233 min read
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What is America's True Pastime?
When I think about summer, I think about baseball, and this always forces me down a rabbit hole where I'm confronted by my most...
Tyler Sjostrom
Jul 18, 20233 min read
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And Baby Makes Four
Long before the Disney behemoth introduced early-nineties audiences to the likes of Ariel and Aladdin, I was pretty content to watch Lady...
Tyler Sjostrom
Jul 17, 20233 min read
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Compliments for Condiments
Life, as the saying goes, is messy. And never was it messier than on a recent morning, when the fates conspired to roundly foul up my...
Tyler Sjostrom
Jul 17, 20233 min read
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